IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

If you missed Omarosa’s ouster last week, here’s another chance to join the celebration. And for even more fun, it turns out Miss Thang has her own website which is really worth checking out. There doesn’t seem to be much there, but in the short bio alone, we learn that she had a “humble youth.” She probably lured him to her little cabin with promises of sweets. Or maybe she just conked him on the head with a piece of ceiling plaster. In case you forgot, “Omarosa’s hobby is pageantry,” and she boasts successfully training contestants in the Miss USA, Miss Taiwan and Miss Guyana competitions. It amazes me that she considers herself an “image consultant” since she provided herself with such a poor one. Apparently, she now plans to be “an author, orator and lecturer.” Personally, I’m not sure if I can handle her as both an “orator and lecturer.”