That’s a loaded headline, and this is actually old news by now since The Week is already several days old. I usually receive it on Saturday, but the lovely USPS didn’t deliver to me this week’s issue until yesterday, which is really upsetting because there are two priceless entries on page 4 under “Good week for:”
Tourism, as crowds flocked to a Dominican Republic hospital to catch a glimpse of a patient afflicted with an erection that lasted six days.
Living up to your reputation, when Jessica Simpson ws introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton and reportedly said, “You’ve done a nice job decorating the White House.”
I’m having trouble deciding which one of these qualifies for the Mastercard definition of priceless. Of course, the second one does prove that Jessica Simpson is still not worth much more than potentially giving some guy a six-day erection.
Out of Focus 