From Meadow to Heidi, let’s all congratulate Jamie-Lynn DiScala on her big TV-movie premiere tonight. I didn’t think there was much that would actually make me want to watch a TV-movie about Heidi Fleiss, but thank you USA for not just making a completely unnecessary piece of television, but casting it with one of the few people to make it legitimately craptastic. I see a long future for our little Meadow. With roles like this, Tori Spelling better watch her back. She’s no longer alone in trying to capture Melissa Gilbert’s title as Queen of the M.O.W.
Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss tonight on USA at 9 PM and 11 PM.