AS IF SIMPLY MARRYING J.LO WASN’T STUPID ENOUGH

“Deeming his ‘personal life’ off-limits, Marc Anthony dodged questions Tuesday about whether he and Jennifer Lopez (news) got married this past weekend.”

Uhm … Marc … did she drug you or something? I mean, we’ve seen the pictures. (From The Sun via Defamer and Stereogum.) At a certain point, isn’t denying or no comment-ing just a little bit absurd. Scratch that. No little bit about it. It’s utterly ridiculous. Your “personal life” may be “off-limits,” but why not give that answer after simply saying, “Yes we did, but really, I’d prefer to keep my personal life private.” Especially when you’re also wearing a new wedding band while performing on national TV just weeks after your well-publicized divorce.