IT’S GETTIN’ HOT IN HERE

For those of you in New York who just can’t wait one day longer than you absolute necessary to catch Fahrenheit 9/11, Lions Gate and IFC announced that the film will open at two theaters (the Lincoln Plaza on the UWS and the Loews on 3rd & 11th in the EV) on next Wednesday 6/23 (second item). That’s right, two whole days earlier than the rest of the country. See, our paying $10.25-$10.50 per ticket does give us benefits. We get the movies first. It’s just added proof that New Yorkers will be in-the-know, and we can all laugh at the rest of the country — all those people who just won’t have the chance to see Moore’s Cannes-winning film until two days later.

Yes, yes, you’re right. I’m just trying to mask my excitement. I’ve already Fandangoed my ticket.