NOW I’LL REALLY GET NO WORK DONE

Are you ready for the greatest online video game ever? You may have already seen this on Defamer, and I have no idea how long it’s been out there, but Liquid Generations “Mary-Kate Olsen’s Crack-Man” game featuring our very own beloved multi-millionaire anorexic is just about the coolest thing ever. The only thing that would have made it better is if instead of chomping at the lines of coke, maybe they could have attached a straw to her nose and added a sucking sound? And I just want to know … which one of the people (i.e., “Pac-Man” ghosts) chasing her is Peabs?