108-Year-Old Man Starts Smoking Again.
I used to smoke. I used to smoke a lot, in fact. But I quit nearly 10 years ago, and seeing the price of a pack of cigarettes these days, I did it at just the right time. Still, even though the smell gets to me sometimes now that I’ve been a non-smoker for so long, I still miss it occasionally because I really liked smoking. And so I vow to you now that if I’m still alive in 2079, I will make sure that this story is about me.
There! It’s out in the blogosphere. I expect one of you to find me then and hold me to it! Thanks for your help.