Author Archives: AaronOOF

The Cinetrix takes the Online Film Critics Association to task. My favorite quote: Looking for professional-level quality is setting the bar pretty low, if they’re taking print media folks as their measure. Hey, I personally know a member of the OFCA, and I can certainly say that Cinetrix is at least as qualified as anyContinue reading “I DON’T CARE TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL HAVE ME AS A MEMBER”

Not that I thought my immense readership was going to move mountains, but come on. 14% turnout in New York?!?! That’s not apathy … that’s disgusting. For all of you who don’t like Kerry but just expected him to win and that’s why you stayed home (apparently about 4.2 Million of you), your votes actuallyContinue reading “SHAME ON YOU”

Well, it’s one of three news headlines that popped up when I signed-on to AIM today. Right between “Kerry to Battle Bush’s ‘Attack Machine’” and “Mars Once ‘Suitable for Life.’” <a href="http://channels.aimtoday.com/celebrity/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0049/20040302/110730324.htm&sc=ENTERTAINM&quot;‘Idol&#8217; Clay Aiken’s Father Dies at 68 In fact, making this even lesser non-news, the two were estranged as birth-dad left Aiken’s mom whenContinue reading “I’M SORRY … THIS IS NEWS?”

I know I said no more Oscar-talk, but this is about next year’s Oscars, so it doesn’t count. Before seeing Cold Mountain the other night, there was a trailer for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. For those of you out there not as film-obsessed as I, this is the latest film from writer CharlieContinue reading “NEXT BEST”

OK, maybe not completely feh. If you’re in one of the 10 states holding primaries today — and considering most of the people I know are in New York or Kalleeforneeya (the Governor has changed the spelling to better reflect his pronounciation, no?) — please go to the polls and vote, even if you’re aContinue reading “DON’T FORGET TO VOTE”

Super Tuesday? Feh … According to The Week, it’s a bad week for … “Unconditional love when a German man propsed to his 196-pound girlfriend, but said he’d only marry 140 pounds of her. Isabel Witte, 28, promised to lose 56 pounds before the wedding, but complained, ‘My fiance is a fantastic cook.’” I’ve alwaysContinue reading “TOP NEWS”

OK, maybe I actually need to rethink this Jewish thing. The opening weekend’s gross of Mel’s Passion is obviously the first sign, and now tonight, courtesy of Mike Fleiss and the great Satan itself (a/k/a the Fox network) we now have Forever Eden. Not that there were any great expectations here, but why isn’t thisContinue reading “THE SECOND SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE”

Plenty of sightings, but still no official word on the whereabouts of Spaulding Gray.

So I came into the blogosphere a good three-to-four years after it was cool to do so, but I’m not going to get caught sleeping again. No sir. When I’m trying to keep-up with the cool kids now, I make sure to try to be no more than a week behind. (OK … so technicallyContinue reading “CATCHING-UP BY BEING LESS FASHIONABLY LATE”

Alright, this has got to stop. Apparently, our fellow citizens (no offense to my enormous international following) think that Mr. Gibson is in fact the Christ. At least that’s the case for $125.1-Million worth of citizens, through Sunday. Were I not Jewish (permitting me to not believe in such a thing), I would find thisContinue reading “YOUR ASSIGNMENT, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT …”