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Look at how he tricked us? Who would have guessed it? Punk’d isn’t gone after all. It was all just a (shhh!) elaborative April Fool’s joke. I would like to propose a big ol’ joke for us to pull on Demi’s love-slave: How about everyone say you’ll watch the premiere and then … don’t.

I’m don’t watch it religiously, but sometimes nobody does it better than South Park. Tonight’s episode, “The Passion of the Jew” was better than any column or commentary I’ve read or heard and it was funny as hell. If you missed it, try to catch one of the reruns. In short, Cartman starts harrassing KyleContinue reading “THE SOPHISTICATED ANIMATION ALMOST MADE ME MISTAKE IT FOR A DOCUMENTARY”

You may have heard of The Razzies. They’re the annual awards “dis-honoring Hollywood’s worst” achievements in film. In many ways, it’s all a big joke. Anyone can join the “Golden Raspberry Award Foundation” and vote on the awards. They hold a ceremony every year in LA the day before the Oscars, and big repeat winnersContinue reading “I WASN’T WILLING TO SPEND ONE PENNY MORE THAN $1325!!”

Blogging “The O’Franken Factor”: No, not me. That would not be so entertaining. I leave the live blogging to the professionals … like Bunsen. He’s listening, recapping and filling all the holes Franken and his “professional” sidekick open. By the way, in all my mentions of Air America, I have completely forgotten to mention theirContinue reading “THE NEW AA”

Last week I posted a little congratulations to my old friend, the wonderful hopefully-soon-to-be-discovered-by-the-masses Fay Masterson for being cast in ABC’s planned spinoff of The Practice. I also mentioned in that space that I used to be a really big fan of David E. Kelley. I’ll go as far to say I was damn jealousContinue reading “IT’S TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION”

For all of you big WLIB 1190 AM fans in the New York area, I’m sorry to report that today at Noon, the music will be going away, but it’s for a very good reason. As I mentioned a few weeks ago, today is the premiere of the Air America Radio Network, kicking off withContinue reading “GOODBYE REGGAE, HELLO PUNDITS”

Nice! I guess there are some in Iraq who want to celebrate 11-years since Somalia, and even do one “better.” To use a cliche … it’s hearts and minds, people. Hearts and minds.

I saw a really disturbing program on MTV this weekend: I Want a Famous Face. I really shouldn’t be surprised. This is just a natural progression of MTV shows that started with Fanatic, continued through Becoming and Crib Crashers and has now reached this point. I suppose with the success of a show like ExtremeContinue reading “WHAT’S NEXT … ACTUAL BODILY POSSESSION?”

The show is called Will & Grace so how the hell does the “Grace” half of the title miss the last three episodes of the season. I’ve hated this show for at least the last two years now for a very simple reason: it’s not funny. Maybe that’s in part because the title characters areContinue reading “WILL & … ZZZZZZZZZZ”

Opening disclaimer: I am so happy with my new, albeit temporary, place of employment. It’s just such a better situation than my regular job which gives me Office Space flashbacks on a daily basis. So I’m really not complaining. BUT (like you didn’t know that was coming), it has completely affected my blogging ability. ThereContinue reading “IF IT WEREN’T SO GREAT, THE “NEW JOB” WOULD BE RUINING MY LIFE”