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I realized on Thursday night and again on Sunday that only one week into my life as a blogger, I had already failed you, my loyal reader. (If there are two of you now, YAY!) Thursday, in anticipation of the big opening of the movie Starsky & Hutch, TV Land had a little marathon ofContinue reading ““CARMEN ELECTRA CARRIED OFF BY RADIOACTIVE BUGS ON A TROPICAL ISLAND””

A friend of mine has recently decided to forward me numerous and often humorous missives with regularity. Why she doesn’t respond to my reply emails, who knows? But that’s neither here nor there right now. The email was a comment on a terrifying group of which I had previously been unaware: The Presidential Prayer Team.Continue reading “I’M DEFINITELY PRAYING FOR SOMETHING”

The delusional Omarosa finally got her comeuppance on last night’s The Apprentice. Her final words in the cab during which she prayed the others would open their minds a little was a perfect capper to her entire stay on the series. Even more amusing is her answer on the NBC website to the question: “WhatContinue reading “POT? STEP AWAY FROM THE KETTLE. YOU’RE FIRED.”

MUG provides its expert opinion today on what should have gone into the new Shops at Time Warner AOL Time Warner Time Warner Center, and really, who can argue with any of them? (Scroll down to “On the Radar.”) I’m generally a fan of Borders, even over B&N, but Coliseum Books is the best, andContinue reading “IF IT WERE A GOOD MALL, ALL DAY LONG I’D BIDDY-BIDDY-BUM”

Be sure to start checking the Tribeca Film Festival website later today to get the full scoop on this year’s program. Robert De Niro, Jane Rosenthal and Craig Hatkoff will be announcing/releasing the full schedule at a press conference in Queens for the event which runs May 1-9 in downtown Manhattan. Variety (subscription needed) hasContinue reading “ALL THE FILMS THAT ARE FIT TO SCREEN”

Yes, I realize the goal is to have a combination of hard news and lifestyle stories in this little box on the AIM sign-on screen that I’ve been moaning about for the past two days. However, it already takes up such a small part of the window with far more space devoted to other newsContinue reading “WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY”

With all my Mel-talk recently, that may not be the best headline, but I haven’t weighed in at all on the Howard Stern controversy in which near-monopoly Clear Channel Communications dropped his show from the six stations on which they carried his daily morning show. There’s not too much to say other than what ClearContinue reading “CRUCIFIED BY CLEAR CHANNEL”

For the past several weeks, I have regularly looked forward to Thursdays, not because of Friends (please end this nightmare season soon) nor Survivor (although I’m kicking ass in my pool, having already won back 150% of my cash), but rather because of the Wonkette feature “Thursdays with Tina.” OK, so sometimes it doesn’t getContinue reading “I LOVE THURSDAYS (SOMETIMES FRIDAYS)”

Apparently, everyone’s favorite internet embellisher Matt Drudge recently started a “controversy” over some T-Shirts being sold at Urban Outfitters that said “Voting is for Old People.” As usual Wonkette has been there to put Drudge in his place, and I second her endorsement of this latest human cloth billboard! Can’t you just see it nowContinue reading “BUY BEFORE NOVEMBER”

I know I didn’t mention it before, and maybe I should have, but other, better bloggers out there did, so I figured, why bother? But I’m sure member-of-the-tribe producer Joe Roth had no idea that including Hitler’s favorite home movie camerawoman in the “In Memoriam” tribute would create such a stir. Maybe it doesn’t takeContinue reading “SPRINGTIME FOR LENI”