I don’t have much time today, but I wanted to just post a few thoughts on each of the awards that I previewed just before they occurred over the weekend. If I have time later today, I’ll come back to the Sideways-dominated Spirit Awards, and the Razzies which, in my book, deserve a Razzie themselves. For now though, let’s talk about Big Poppa Oscar:
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OK, so my little dysfunctional Oscar theory was dysfunctional in itself, but that’s not really a surprise. I thought there was more of a chance of Million Dollar Baby winning both awards than the other way around, or even than Scorsese winning director and MDB taking home picture. It’s sad actually. I wish Scorsese had won the director prize, not because I think he deserved it so much more than Eastwood (I actually think Eastwood’s direction was excellent), but because then Marty would stop trying to win an Oscar. Even if he doesn’t consciously think that’s what he’s doing, films like Gangs of New York and The Aviator reek of “give me a statue!” When Scorsese isn’t trying to shard to do what the Academy supposedly is looking for, he’s much better. With that said, I have huge hopes for The Departed, his soon-to-shoot American remake of the great Hong Kong actioner Infernal Affairs. It should be film less epic in scope, and in a way, far more intimate, and hopefully that will benefit Scorsese … and us, and maybe in two years, he’ll finally get one of those little gold men.
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Chris Rock as host? I thought he was alright. I liked that he said “ass” with his third word: “Sit your ass down!” I think the Oscars do something to funny people, and the very nature of the event (and its black-tie stuffiness) makes them a little less funny. With that said, I think Rock did as good a job as should have been expected even if some of us who love him had hoped for a little more. He seemed to disappear later in the show, but the earlier bits — his monologue, the sequence at the Magic Johnson Theater (hello Albert Brooks! Where the hell have you been? We miss you!), some of his one-liners and even the bit with Adam Sandler, which was a great meta-joke an bad awards banter — were funny.
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Along a similar line, while I thought the new methods of handing out some of the less-popular awards — beauty pageant style onstage and from the audience — looked very awkward and was downright mean to those non-winners who had to stand onstage, you’ve got to give Gil Cates credit: the show ran three hours-and-11 minutes long. Does anyone remember the last time an Oscar telecast was less than three-and-a-half hours? I sure as hell don’t. One thing that helped was eliminating the clips of the “Best Picture” nominees. That alone probably cut about 10 minutes. The next thing to cut? The performances of the “Best Song” nominees. There is absolutely no need to see Beyonce sing three times in one evening, nor to have Antonio Banderas sing at all, especially when the original artist of the song could have done it better (as he proved when he won). The idea is that big stars will bring more viewers, but that’s bullshit. I don’t believe anybody watched one minute of the Oscars for those “Best Song” performances. And to make it all worse, they were all boring as hell. If you needed a bathroom break, those were the five times to do so. You cut those segments, this show would actually come in on time, if not early!
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The Johnny Carson tribute was very tastefully done, but why did they only interview Whoopi Goldberg? Where were Billy Crystal and Steve Martin? Most importantly, where was David Letterman? I know Letterman doesn’t really like to look back on the show he hosted, but I can’t believe that he wouldn’t participate in any tribute to Carson, anywhere, at any time.
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Did anyone else notice that the main theme music for the entire show (especially running through the end credits) was the main theme from The Terminator, or at least Terminator 2: Judgment Day. (Not sure if they were the same.) I don’t know, that kind of freaked me out for some reason.
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Also, was anyone else bothered that the two awards for sound were presented by Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek, who both were stunning looking, but who also could have used some sound editing to make their English more intelligible?
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Sidney Lumet certainly deserved his lifetime achievement award. Anyone who has ever read this site knows that I think Network is one of the best films ever made. But I’ve also been saddened by the last decade or two of his career because it’s almost as if he’s forgotten how to make great movies. (And if you watched the montage of his films, WOW, is he responsible for some amazing titles. Although Sharon Stone must have paid off someone to have Gloria included there.) But one thing about that tribute really disturbed me. Well, two related things, actually. At the end, they showed Lumet on the set of his new picture, Find Me Guilty. Who’s the star of this next entry in the Lumet-oevre? Vin Diesel?!?!?!!? What the hell? (The second disturbing element was, did you see the hair they put on Vin? It was frightening to look at!)
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The show was relatively predictable. I did pretty well (not perfect, though) with my picks. Sadly, in many cases, that means cynicism won out. I really can’t understand how if people who voted for “Best Foreign Film” had to watch all five films at special screenings that anyone could actually think that The Sea Inside was the best. Although, isn’t it interesting that a certain controversial issue that plagued the “Best Picture” winner Million Dollar Baby was also the subject of the “Best Foreign Language Film” winner. Congratulations, though, to Born Into Brothels, which along with The Sea Inside managed to win its award at both the Oscars and Independent Spirit Awards.
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Best win: Definitely Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind winning “Best Original Screenplay.” Nothing made me happier, and Charlie Kaufman’s nervous speech was perfect.
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Biggest surprise: There wasn’t really one for me. If I had to pick, I’d say the “Best Song” award going to “Al Otro Lado Del Rio” from The Motorcycle Diaries because a) the song is in Spanish, b) not too many people saw the movie, and c) usually this award goes to the most well-known/popular song regardless of how well it integrates into the film, and this song was basically unknown. The other surprise, although not really, would be The Aviator winning “Best Cinematographer,” but only because there were some truly beautifully-shot films in this category. However, it’s not really a surprise because what happened here was that all those people who chose MDB in the more popular categories decided to throw all the artistic ones to The Aviator.
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Most deserving person to not win an award: I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Imelda Staunton for Vera Drake. Hands down. No contest.
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Last but not least, I still don’t get the Before Sunset nomination in the “Best Adapted Screenplay” category. They seemed to indicate that the film was “based on characters” created by Richard Linklater and Kim Krizan for the film Before Sunrise. But that just makes it a sequel. Are sequels always in the “Best Adapted” category? Maybe. I’m trying to think of other sequels that have received Oscar nominations, but now thinking back on it, the only sequels I can think of were follow-ups to films that were themselves adapted from different source material, i.e., The Godfather and The Godfather, Part II. Does anyone know if there has ever been a sequel nominated for an Oscar where the original film was an original script?
As I said, if you’ve read this site, you knew what was coming next. There was no way we would be doing a week of
This has been a ridiculous week for me so far, and I’m just trying to make it through tomorrow. A new job, still not done with the old job, plus these
This has been a ridiculous week for me so far, and I’m just trying to make it through tomorrow. A new job, still not done with the old job, plus these
For day three of film programmer week at the
For day three of film programmer week at the