This has been a weird week. As I mentioned on Monday, last weekend I was Mr. Movie. Between theaters and home from Thursday through Sunday, I watched nine films, four in a little marathon at the AMC on 42nd. (Time of the Wolf, Exodus, Man Bites Dog, Underworld, Wonderland, Napoleon Dynamite, The Notebook, Zatoichi and Donnie Darko: The Director’s Cut.) And then Wednesday night, I got to Garden State. But I just haven’t been able to get around to writing much about any of them yet. Maybe it’s because I’ve been a bit distracted by my little project for next week when I’ll be helping take over the “Interview” feature over at Gothamist. My friend Lily and I have partnered to create a scintillating series of five interviews with varied interesting New Yorkers. And see, you can all rest assured; since I’m not doing this alone, and since Lily actually gets paid for the things she writes, these might actually be interesting.
But what’s that got to do with this site? You’re right. Not all that much. And while I’m sure most of you couldn’t care less about Exodus and might still be staring in disbelief at the fact that I went to The Notebook, being an active participant in the blogosphere means it is imperative that I comment on Napoleon Dynamite, Donnie Darko and Garden State. Being an active participant in the film niche of the blogosphere probably also requires me to discuss Time of the Wolf. Of course, maybe I’ll blame my lack of critical writing on Time of the Wolf, a movie that I think I may still be processing. I’ll also blame it on being completely blown away earlier in the week by Ultragrrrl’s simply incredible analysis of how the specific parts of the Donnie Darko soundtrack fit and enhance the film. (I know. Is that three Ultragrrrl mentions in one week. I swear, this isn’t a TCM fansite, nor is it an Ultragrrrl fansite, even if I am a big fan of both.)
Basically what I’m saying is that it’s easier to spend a couple minutes writing absolutely nothing (see above) than actually allowing my brain to work. But you’re reading this, so obviously you know what I mean.
So in addition to finishing up the interviews for next week, I’ll be working on getting up to speed with my fascinating insightful comprehensive … ah screw it … with some movie chatter. Meanwhile, there’s a lot of movie-stuff to do in New York this weekend. Sure Michael Mann’s Collateral opens today with Tom and Jamie, and while I’m not a huge Michael Mann fan, I am encouraged by the fact that he kept the running time on this one to a reported 2 hours. If you want some lighter fluff, there’s Little Black Book. I do worry that the most clever element of the movie is the title since it refers to a PDA (ooh, look at as being all modern). But Stephen Holden’s negative review combined with his apt description of the movie’s star actually encourages me to see this bubblegum crappy romantic pop film. But if you want more substance and a smaller movie, you’ll probably be happy with either Open Water or Stander, the latter of which I’m really looking forward to. On the coasts, we also get to take a peak at the latest from Michael Winterbottom, Code 46, as well as the movie Filmbrain gushes over any time its title is mentioned: Last Life in the Universe. And lastly, the anti-Fox News Channel doc Outfoxed gets a limited theatrical release too, however you can also pick-it-up on DVD. And whether or not you check-out Stander, you should definitely try to get your crime-film fix by hitting Film Forum in the next week to see one of the all-time great police dramas: Serpico.
Personally, I’ll be at Pier 25 tonight for an outdoor screening of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I’d appreciate it if only a few people came so my girlfriend and I can get a good spot. Thanks for your consideration.
And speaking of TCM (you know, a couple paragraphs ago), don’t forget that their “Summer Under the Stars” month continues, this weekend featuring a brilliant triumvirate of Lucille Ball, Katharine Hepburn and Clint Eastwood, with Ava Gardner following on Monday. If you like, you can revisit my original post here. If you just want to see the bits about those four, they’re after the jump.
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